The Legend of Zelda Franchise and the D&D Roadmap

In the spirit of journalistic, or at least hack-authorial, integrity, this article was written with a large amount of medically-prescribed opiates in my system. I had an osteotomy on my left shoulder done last week. As a life hack, I’d recommend not doing anything that brings you to a place where you need an osteotomy. Still, if a one-armed man can ruin Dr. Richard Kimble’s life, surely I can write a weekly column.